WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

(via hate)

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator, via blustateofmind)

" You did not love me,
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you. "

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl, via hate)

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